Are You The One Mtv Season 6 Episode 2 Recap Written Story Update

Are You The One Mtv Season 6 Episode 2 Recap Written Story Update

 out of ten matches at the end of the first episode . It’s a familiar sight, as it was the exact same number of perfect matches that the cast got on their first match-up last season. However, this wasn’t much comfort to our intrepid lovebirds who returned to the house with low spirits. Normally the remedy for this would be regular spirits, but the house actually seems too perturbed to drink. Instead they dive into small conferences trying to determine who they think is a perfect match. Ellie and several other girls express their certainty that Brianna and Curtis are a match, despite the fact that it has been less than a week Are You The One Mtv Season 6

Meanwhile the heavily tattooed Nathan has decided, pretty much on his own, that Shelby is his perfect match. She’s perfectly nice and receptive, but is bright enough to know that she probably shouldn’t commit herself mind, body, and soul to a person that she just met. Nathan’s attempts to “cuff” her are serving only to drive Shelby away, leaving the door open for Dario, who thinks Shelby is the hottest girl in the house, to swoop in.

The most nauseating relationship in the house is Brandon and Christina, who appear to spend all their free time frolicking in a pool together and marveling at every single fucking thing they find out about each other. Brandon is like, “fascinated” (Brandon’s fancy term for getting a boner) by everything he hears about Christina. The two celebrate the 2/10 matches by boinking, which serves as an ideal opportunity for Brandon to tell Christina that he wants to “kiss [her] body like everywhere.” I’m really railing on Brandon here, because I have this unshakable feeling that he’s a fourteen year old trapped in a man’s body, but it’s worth noting that Christina is buying into the whole thing too, saying that Brandon is the “yin to my yang.” She’s so deep.

But the real headline Are You The One Mtv Season 6 Episode 2 this week has to do with the challenge – specifically the fact that it has no groan-inducing name. Now, I know that I complain about the challenge names every week, but its absence left me feeling… empty. The dependable irritation provided by the challenge name was always part of my AYTO experience. As an objective party, I am very pleased there was no name, but if I’m being honest with myself, I think it’s a tragedy.

The actual substance of the challenge will be familiar to those of you who watched the last season. There’s a board with all eleven girls faces on it, and there’s a series of eleven hearts that have anonymous, embarrassing quotes from the girls buried inside them. The boys’ job is match each quote to a girl in the house. The three top boys get to bring a girl of their choice on this week’s getaway date, while the girls just get to sit and watch 2 Recap Written Story Update

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Ellie is particularly pleased that she doesn’t have to participate, providing us with the piercing insight that “at least seven bitches are on their periods.” I don’t know if I like Ellie, but her journalistic contributions are considerable.

We don’t get to find out every girls’ quote, but I’ve compiled the seven we do learn below. All of them are pretty embarrassing, except for being turned on by good parallel parking which is totally normal.

“I prefer to be naked until I leave the house.” -Christina

“I know it’s weird, but a good parallel parker really turns me on.” -Jasmine

“I’m a hairy female.” -Tyler

“Sometimes during sex I think about what I want to eat after.” -Brianna

“I shoplifted panties as a dare in high school.” -Paris

“My family’s farts smell deadly, including mine.” -Ashley

“I used to get turned on watching my ex eat fast food.” -Jenni

As the dust settles, our winners are revealed to be Curtis, Alex, and Brandon. Curtis picks Brianna, Alex picks Jasmine, and Brandon picks his one, his only, Christina. They all get to go to La Bestia, the longest zipline in the US.

Back in the house, a heated debate begins over whether Christina should be sent into the truth booth. Tyler — last week’s spinster and the least loved girl in the house — is determined to never send Christina into the truth booth, probably because she has no protection. Christina campaigns against this movement to never put her in the truthbooth, leading to this delightful correspondence.

“I just want girls to stop being catty,” Christina pleads.

“No one’s being catty,” Jasmine responds, extremely cattily.

“You’re taking it PERSONALLY, and that’s why you need to back down,” chimes in Alex, so cattily that it could be effectively shortened to “*meow* *hiss*”.

Unfortunately for Tyler, the boys recognize the tremendous advantage of figuring out Christina’s match, as it removes two girls from the equation instead of one. Backed by girls like Brianna, who feel secure that they will be selected over Christina, the house seems poised to “put their best piece forward” and throw Brandon and Christina into the truth booth.

After stressful deliberations, the house decides to unwind in their typical, Bacchanalian fashion. During the party, Jess walks up to Layton and tells him flat-out, “you can kiss me.” Layton resists her wily feminine charms, leading Jess to tell Layton that she “fucking hates [him].” He tries to bridge this gap with a hug, which enrages Jenni (she calls it “fooling around”) and causes her to go flirt with Anthony to make him jealous. And speaking of Anthony….

BREAKING GOSSIP According to a source at Indiana University, Anthony doesn’t BRUSH HIS TEETH. As if being a douchebag weren’t enough, he has to compound it all by practicing poor oral hygiene. For shame Anthony. Clean your chompers.

Tyler then throws herself at Alex, who confides to the camera that Tyler stops being hot the moment she opens her mouth. Upset by the rejection, Tyler retreats to a corner of the house and begins to weep, even though Ellie screams at her to “not get emotional.”